I take a lot of pride in my work here at The Hideaway Ranch, but if there’s one job I was born for, it’s making folks feel at home the moment their tires crunch down our gravel driveway. You see, I am the Welcome Wagon. Four legs, one wagging tail, and zero hesitation.
You pull in? I’m there. You step out of the car? Boom—instant eye contact and a polite sniff.
I’ve developed a whole system based on body language and suitcase size. Couples on a romantic getaway? I lead ‘em straight to the porch swing. Families with kids? I sprint ahead and point out the best stick-fetching zones. Solo travelers? I give them the slow, wise nod—like, “Yes, you chose well.”
But the real magic happens when they least expect it. Like last week, I spotted a little girl in sparkly boots staring nervously at Rama Llama DingDong. I trotted over, gave her a nudge, and next thing you know, she’s feeding him a carrot like they’ve known each other since preschool. Pure ranch magic.
I’ve also perfected the subtle “stay for one more night” technique. It involves strategic porch lounging, soulful stares, and occasionally laying directly in front of the car door. Doesn’t work every time, but the success rate is solid.
So whether you're arriving, unpacking, or stargazing by the fire pit, know this: I see you. I welcome you. And I’ll probably sneak into your family photo if you give me half a second.
Until our next meet-and-greet,
Rupert 🐾
Head of Hospitality and Hugs at The Hideaway Ranch
